Things To Expect

Hello, my name is David or Dave but not Davy.

Isn't that intro clever? I think it is. Ever since I came up with I've been like to myself, 'Hey, maybe I am a genius after all', but that could be just be the voices again.

Do you mean us?

Shut up you! I'm trying to update my 'blog' here. Oh God, have I mentioned I hate that word? It sounds so silly. I prefer 'Online Journal', so that's what I'm going to call it. Am I not sophisticated?

You are not.

Nobody asked you! Go away.

Make us.

Later. Anyway, as I was saying ... what was I saying? I don't even know. However, I know what I planned to say! I thought of it all by myself. You see, on this online journal, I am going to be talking about books, films, TV shows, songs, fandoms etc etc. So I thought to start, I'd list out my top 5 favourites from each of those categories? What do you think?

Go for it. It'll be amusing to laugh at you and your 'taste'.

Okay then, I will.

Books

1. Skulduggery Pleasant Series
2. The 'Gone Series'
3. His Dark Materials
4. Harry Potter Series
5. The Wardstone Chronicles

Films

1. The Dark Knight
2. Taken
3. The Grey
4. V For Vendetta
5. Django Unchained

TV Shows

1. Breaking Bad
2. Dexter
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Doctor Who
5. The Walking Dead

Games

1. The Walking Dead
2. The Last of Us
3. Portal 2
4. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
5. Fallout 3

Songs

1. You - Keaton Henson
2. Remembering Jenny - Christophe Beck feat. Anthony Stewart Head
3. Revenge of the Sith OST - John Williams
4. The Last of Us OST -  Gustavo Santaolalla
5. Sweetheart, What Have You Done To Us? - Keaton Henson

Fandoms

1. The Last of Us
2. Skulduggery Pleasant Series
3. Star Trek: Into Darkness
4. Doctor Who
5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

So yes! That is the list! That is what you can expect on this online journal! In fact, I think to begin with I shall do a post about each category and what they contain in detail. Yes, that's a good plan! Isn't that a good plan? Isn't it!?

No, I hate you and your stupid plan.

Well, at least you're honest. Okay, so the next post will be one of the above categories in detail. Which one, you ask? Well, that's a spoo-oo-ooky mystery! I am so mysterious! Ooooh!

That is it, have a pleasant day/night!